1. outpour:


Leslie: Who was that guy you were talking to out there? And then also kissing? I was- [yells in pain] Crap on a crayfish, that really stings!Ann: I haven’t pricked you yet.Leslie: Oh, sorry, I was just picturing it.Ann: You know, maybe you need to cast a wider net. Have you thought about internet dating?Leslie: Really? I don’t think thats for me- [yells out again] Ahh, you’re a monster!Ann: Still haven’t done it yet. You know what, I’ll help you set up a profile. It’ll be fun.Leslie: All right. Yeah, let’s do it. Okay good, I’m glad that’s over. [starts to stand]Ann: It’s not. [inserts the needle]Leslie: @#$% you, Ann!

Parks and Recreation, 3x10 Soulmates

    outpour:

    Leslie: Who was that guy you were talking to out there? And then also kissing? I was- [yells in pain] Crap on a crayfish, that really stings!
    Ann: I haven’t pricked you yet.
    Leslie: Oh, sorry, I was just picturing it.
    Ann: You know, maybe you need to cast a wider net. Have you thought about internet dating?
    Leslie: Really? I don’t think thats for me- [yells out again] Ahh, you’re a monster!
    Ann: Still haven’t done it yet. You know what, I’ll help you set up a profile. It’ll be fun.
    Leslie: All right. Yeah, let’s do it. Okay good, I’m glad that’s over. [starts to stand]
    Ann: It’s not. [inserts the needle]
    Leslie: @#$% you, Ann!

    Parks and Recreation, 3x10 Soulmates

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  2. demova:


DAVE: What are your plans right now?LESLIE: Chillin’. Like a villain. 

2x04 - Practice Date, deleted scene

    demova:

    DAVE: What are your plans right now?
    LESLIE: Chillin’. Like a villain.

    2x04 - Practice Date, deleted scene

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  3. 
Leno: Which actor named Will would you rather have a love scene with in a movie? Will Ferrell, your husband Will Arnett, William Shatner or Will.I.Am?Amy: Okay, well, not Will Arnett ‘cause that’s boring. I get that all the time. I can hit that whenever I want! So, I’m gonna say Will Ferrell and William Shatner can narrate and Will.I.Am can write a song about it.

    Leno: Which actor named Will would you rather have a love scene with in a movie? Will Ferrell, your husband Will Arnett, William Shatner or Will.I.Am?
    Amy:
    Okay, well, not Will Arnett ‘cause that’s boring. I get that all the time. I can hit that whenever I want! So, I’m gonna say Will Ferrell and William Shatner can narrate and Will.I.Am can write a song about it.

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