You know my code: Hos before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries.
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Leslie: Who was that guy you were talking to out there? And then also kissing? I was- [yells in pain] Crap on a crayfish, that really stings!
Ann: I haven’t pricked you yet.
Leslie: Oh, sorry, I was just picturing it.
Ann: You know, maybe you need to cast a wider net. Have you thought about internet dating?
Leslie: Really? I don’t think thats for me- [yells out again] Ahh, you’re a monster!
Ann: Still haven’t done it yet. You know what, I’ll help you set up a profile. It’ll be fun.
Leslie: All right. Yeah, let’s do it. Okay good, I’m glad that’s over. [starts to stand]
Ann: It’s not. [inserts the needle]
Leslie: @#$% you, Ann!Parks and Recreation, 3x10 Soulmates
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DAVE: What are your plans right now?
LESLIE: Chillin’. Like a villain.2x04 - Practice Date, deleted scene
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THIS BREAK IS KILLING ME!
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Leno: Which actor named Will would you rather have a love scene with in a movie? Will Ferrell, your husband Will Arnett, William Shatner or Will.I.Am?
Amy: Okay, well, not Will Arnett ‘cause that’s boring. I get that all the time. I can hit that whenever I want! So, I’m gonna say Will Ferrell and William Shatner can narrate and Will.I.Am can write a song about it.
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